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#70 Up↑ /20 Down↓ [Report] 2005-11-06 13:40 GMT
* Omahn made the mistake of clicking the 'random' link on wikipedia the other day, at work.. you can guess the rest
< Xalior> how many lost?
< Omahn> 2 hours.
< Xalior> oh dear.
< Omahn> 2 bloody hours...
< Xalior> What did you learn?
< Xalior> (other than don't click random)
< Omahn> About vitamins and some US state I haven't even heard of. -
#311 Up↑ /30 Down↓ [Report] 2006-08-20 19:04 GMT
< Xalior> As someone who's lived in shitty terrorist hastled places all over the world. They're all cunts, I don't think there's a lesser or greater cunt to it. No-one has that right, be it knife or semtex or hairgel and an ipod.
< resiak> I have that t-shirt on
< neuro_> hairgel and an ipod, excellent
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#151 Up↑ /13 Down↓ [Report] 2006-03-02 13:42 GMT
<GingerDog> anyone know of a good way of tracking a memory leak in .php scripts?
<Treenaks> GingerDog: switch to perl :P
<yonkeltron> GingerDog: ignore Treenaks. switch to python
<Treenaks> yonkeltron: ANY language but php, basically
<Treenaks> (BASICally? :)
<yonkeltron> Treenaks: hahah!
<yonkeltron> Treenaks: just smalltalk between friends eh?
<yonkeltron> Treenaks: i met this cute girl named ada
<Treenaks> yonkeltron: she brainfucked you?
<yonkeltron> Treenaks: dunno what her last name was but it started with a c
<yonkeltron> Treenaks: it was rather sharp...
<yonkeltron> Treenaks: so i bought her a cup of java
<Treenaks> yonkeltron: ah.. and then you let her meet your python
<yonkeltron> Treenaks: well no, she didn't like my lisp
<yonkeltron> Treenaks: i wasn't ABLE to cut it
<Treenaks> yonkeltron: you should've given her a Ruby, or a Perl
<yonkeltron> i offered to take her out for curry
<Treenaks> yonkeltron: now she's seeing one 'Pascal'?
<yonkeltron> Treenaks: nah. she rode off on her caml
<yonkeltron> to some town called delphi
<yonkeltron> with some duy named dylan
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#79 Up↑ /13 Down↓ [Report] 2005-11-06 13:41 GMT
-!- neuro|laptop changed the topic of #lugradio to: #lugraaaadio | http://lugradio.org/ | http://clan.lugradio.org/ | S2E23 "Ironic podcast hatred" be out, now be Summer Sailin'! Landlubbin' in October! | Seven Seas #lugradio - http://www.rimron.co.uk/lugradio - avast ye planet.lugradio@xalior.com (RSS2, nick and hackergotchi) | mrben's wench awa' Sunday 25/09; everyone be expected for pillagin' on ET at 8 | Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day: http://www.yarr.org.uk/
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#210 Up↑ /11 Down↓ [Report] 2006-05-10 12:50 GMT
< jono> I think I could get better bandwidth than my ISP if I got a 5 year old leper with a broken arm to write the packets down on a piece of paper, put them into the dome at the end of the crystal maze, start the fans please and assemble them afterwards in the dark while listening to the cheeky girls
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#56 Up↑ /11 Down↓ [Report] 2005-11-06 13:38 GMT
<Xalior> bbcnews are saying: "It was a nailbomb containing nails."
<Xalior> That’s quality journalism for you.
<davee> Like, as opposed to a nail bomb containing, say, twiglets?
<Xalior> exactly lejts comment: "as apposed to a nail bomb containing kittens"