<Cillian> youch
<Cillian> gentoo on a pentium 2 is *not* fun :-)
<fuzzix> s/on a pentium 2 //
<ormiret> s/on a pentium 2// ?
<fuzzix> Heh :)
<ormiret> ah well great minds and all that...
<fuzzix> Fools seldom etc.

<Elleo> damn you jono; you just caused me to spurt a sticky mess all over my clothes :(
<Elleo> teach me to drink whilst listening to lugradio

<sward> I'm a muppet

<@resiak> Yes, badger buggerings would be good

<signius> why has this room got everyones names followed by :freebsd> followed by what they say ?
<JetlagJen>       It does?
<kNo`>    sound pretty annoying
<signius> I was in the FreeBSD room earlier mayber its soemthing to do with how i changed rooms tho i never noticed it before
*       tonytiger suspects a console issue
<grifferz>        maybe if you stopped going into rooms and started using irc channels it would all work out okay
*       signius has quit ("[BX] Whyismyspacebarnotworking?!")
<tonytiger>       grifferz: :P
<TheMole> maybe if you didn't use freebsd it would work :)
<tonytiger>       :)
<grifferz>        or indeed bitchx
<resiak>  Oh, the reason is that he was using BitchX which SUCKS MAJOR COCK
<grifferz>        so basically, sort your life out, recently quitted user
<TheMole> surely, DUCKS COCK?
<TheMole> Shit, didn't notice his /part :p
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<tonytiger>       O_O
<resiak>  signius: Don't use BitchX, because it's shit
<TheMole> Isn't that their slogan on their website?
<signius> thats bettr it must be how i changed rooms
*       resiak hands signius irssi
<signius> resiak: what do you use ?
<tonytiger>       Or channels.
<kNo`>    :freebsd are you sure ? :p
<tonytiger>       :freebsd looks fine here
*       Received a CTCP FREEBSD absolutely fine from grifferz (to #lugradio)
<TheMole> man i'm jungry
<TheMole> s/jungry/hungry
<tonytiger>       :freebsd signius: I use Xchat for GUI and irssi for console
<signius> I use bitchx via putty into my debian box
-resiak/#lugradio-      freebsd: fucked here
<tonytiger>       :freebsd TheMole: eat food \o/
<signius> ive never used irssi i will check it out
<resiak>  :freebsd TheMole: Learn to jpell.
<TheMole> :freebsd was thinking about it, means getting off my arse though
<kNo`>    :freebsd irssi rocks
<tonytiger>       :freebsd lol
<resiak>  :freebsd  |
<resiak>  :freebsd / \
<oris_wolfbane>   :freebsd goodnight all
<tonytiger>       :freebsd :)
<landstalker>     freeBSD ownz signius
<tonytiger>       :freebsd nn oris_wolfbane
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<signius> I run a FreeBSD server also
<resiak>  :freebsd Really?

14:32 < Phated> Xalior: No, I'm 17 :)
14:32 < Phated> And indiscriminate!
14:33 < Phated> We are the ind*minate! :)
14:33  * h|barbobot is a bot trapped in a pirate meat sack wrapped in a zombie
          unifom
14:33 < Phated> Xalior: See, next to h|barbobot, you're not so bad ;)
14:33 < h|barbobot> YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED
14:33 < Phated> Xalior: Also, I should have thought of this earlier, but:
                "Desperate would be dancing with nlindblad, not you."
14:34 < mavit> Hang on, did you just claim to be 17 and horny on IRC?  Doesn't
               that make you a 43 year old paedophile from Hull?
14:34 < Prof_Frink> Indeed it does.
14:34 < Phated> Oh, for fuck's sake, not again.

< astronaught> The wow starts now.
< astronaught> Man I LOVE that phrase.
< astronaught> I might have it tatooed on my schlong.

< h|barbobot> has anyone here tried democracy yet?
< matthewrevell> h|barbobot: I think there's been a experiment with it in
                 the UK for a few years now
< h|barbobot> hehe

<MWelchUK> Cillian: You seemed to have compiled with the "--shout_about_gentoo" flag. To work correctly, please remove and re-compile.

10:43 < purserj> fucking pissed off
10:56 < christel> whyyyy?
11:02 < purserj> cos I've buggered up my knee
11:02 < purserj> managed to tear a ligament in my knee while sweeping the damn floor
11:06 < Devilment> purserj: that'll teach you. housework is wimmen's work ;)
11:19 < christel> auchies
11:19 < purserj> yeah
11:19 < purserj> and not even a manly tale to explain it
11:20 < christel> hehe
11:26 <@Xalior> Take the manly attitude to housework, buy a wife or a drobo, whichever makes you more happy.
11:27 <@Xalior> Having been married, I bought a drobo. WAAAAY less problems, stuff to go wrong, and less costly to throw out.
11:27 <@Xalior> Sex with the drobo was less fun, I should add. But ones gets what one pays for.
11:28 < purserj> I think I'll stick with the second marriage, seems to be working out so far
11:28 <@Xalior> I beg to disagree, and cite your knee as example.

<nlindblad> Phated: someday I'll have sex with you
<nlindblad> Phated: we both know that
<tony> Probably three of four days after she's dead.
<tony> *or
<Leeds> tony: could also be three of four... someone else could have the other day
<tony> lol
<tony> or, he could be having sloppy thirds from the corpse.
<Phated> ... DEAD?
<tony> It's the only way, I think.

<kNo‘> hey I’m watching you! What did you say behind my back?
<Xalior> kNo‘: that you were a girl who doesn’t drink TVRs :P
<kNo>‘ Xalior: tasted like piss
<Xalior> kNo‘: THen I guess mrben like downing piss
<mrben> satans piss
<PerfDave> Mmm, downing piss ;)

 * nlindblad can't wait
<Phated> nlindblad: People I want to shag: 1) Beckham. 2) Baldshaw. (don't tell him, he's too old for me) 3) Jetlag, lejt, etc, 4) This bloke I saw in a restaurant, he was British.
<Phated> YOU DON'T COUNT AS SHAGGABLE BY ANY DEFINITION.

<Cillian> (18:59:28) Niklas Lindblad: I love myself
<Cillian> (18:59:46) Cillian: ookay
<Cillian> (18:59:49) Cillian: with your hand?
<Cillian> (18:59:50) Cillian: :-P
<Cillian> (18:59:58) Niklas Lindblad: sometimes
<Cillian> (19:00:02) Cillian: ...
<Cillian> (19:00:02) Cillian: TMI!
<nlindblad> Cillian: you can't QDB irt
<nlindblad> *it
<nlindblad> wasn't said in here
<nlindblad> not IRC
<nlindblad> Jabber
* dylunio <3 the bugal call when k3b finnishes burning.
<nlindblad> yeah
<nlindblad> lovely
<TMM> nlindblad: I WAS said here now
<nlindblad> k3b is neat
<GeeAyeJoe> it's a nice frontend
<nlindblad> TMM: bah

< jono> even if he does pretend to look all metal and instead likes abba or something

<the_cre8or> freeky sh*t
<h|barbobot> blah im not in the mood for arguing
<fuzzix> What's sh*t?
<h|barbobot> shit?
<fuzzix> Is that like motherfucking cuntlicking douchey shit?
<h|barbobot> i think so

< aidsMONKEY> should I use a chemical or organic enema to make it go away?
< aidsMONKEY> OH GOD WRONG CHANNEL

< Cillian> B. E. Y. O. N. D.     T. H. E.      R. E. D.      L. I. N. E
< cdn> That's odd.
< cdn> I have a red 'you were last up to here' marker line in xchat, just above Cillian's last post.
< cdn> http://www.poetofcode.myby.co.uk/BEYONDTHEREDLINE.PNG

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<DanielT> wtf why is google suggesting the spelling for bashpodder is 'bushpower' thats just freaky

<neuro_> THE GREAT LORD MORRIS OF PHILIP DEMANDS ANOTHER RITUAL SACRIFICE BY FIRE!
* beu has quit (Read error: 101 (Network is unreachable))
* beu_ is now known as beu
<h|barbobot> FIRE!
<neuro_> LET THE FLAMES BURN THE SACRAMENTAL PAPERS SURROUNDING THE HOLY BACCO OF TO!
<GingerDog> DEATH!
<neuro_> AND LET THE FUMES FROM THE FLAMES ENRICH ALL OUR LIVES WITH LAUGHTER, DRINKING AND CARCINOGENS!
<neuro_> (wait, that last bit is good?  ... oh well!)
<neuro_> ENRICHMENT!
<neuro_> FIRE!
<neuro_> FUMES!
<h|barbobot> YOUR BLOOD WILL BE SPILLED OUTSIDE OF THE LOCAL RESTURAUNT WHERE THEY SERVE EGGS AND WAFFLES BUT REFUSE TO GIVE YOU MORE THAN A 1 LARGE NAPKIN!
<Aquarion> TOAST!
<neuro_> NAPKINS!
<neuro_> DOES THE NAPKIN FLOAT?
<h|barbobot> ONLY IF ITS A DUCK!
<h|barbobot> THEREFORE...
<neuro_> IT'S A HANKERCHIEF!
<neuro_> BURN IT!
<h|barbobot> BURN IT!
<ChairmanMiaow> BURN IT!
<GingerDog> CAPS LOCK ROCKS!
<neuro_> EVERYONE LOVES CAPS LOCK!
<h|barbobot> WHATS CAPS LOCK?
<neuro_> YOU CAN E-MAIL WITH IT!
<neuro_> YOU CAN PROTEST WITH IT!
<neuro_> YOU CAN MAKE POSTERS WITH IT!
<neuro_> YOU CAN ... E-MAIL WITH IT!
<h|barbobot> !PROTEST!
<h|barbobot> !E-MAIL!
<neuro_> THE FIRST RULE OF CAPS LOCK IS, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT CAPS LOCK
<Aquarion> CAPSLOCK, IT'S LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
<neuro_> THE SECOND RULE OF CAPS LOCK IS, _YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT CAPS LOCK_
<h|barbobot> !THAT RULE IS SELF DEFEATING!
<neuro_> THIRD RULE, NO LOWER CASE, NO SHIFTED NUMBERS
<mrben> I THOUGHT THE FIRST RULE ABOUT CAPSLOCK WAS don't fscking use it
<neuro_> FOURTH RULE, SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO STOP, YOU DON'T
<Aquarion> You're confusing capslock with l33t.
<ChairmanMiaow> I PREFER THE SHIFT KEY
<h|barbobot> APPARENTLY YOU WERE WRONG!
 chaddy ChairmanMiaow ChanServ
<neuro_> ChairmanMiaow: HEATHEN!
<h|barbobot> BURN HER!
<ChairmanMiaow> THAT'S NOT MY REAL NOSE!
<h|barbobot> IS IT A FALSE ONE?
<ChairmanMiaow> YES!!
<h|barbobot> DO PEBBLES FLOAT?
<neuro_> FIFTH RULE: HEATHENS WILL BE BURNED!  AT THE STAKE!  SHAPED LIKE A EXCLAMATION POINT, WHICH IS SHIFT + 1, NOT 1 PRESSED AFTER CAPS LOCK!
<neuro_> SIXTH RULE: NO PUNCTUATION, NO SYMBOLS!
<h|barbobot> !SHIFT PLUS ONE !
<Aquarion> DOESN'T THAT INCLUDE COMMAS?
<h|barbobot> UTF BE DAMNED
<ChairmanMiaow> HOW ABOUT APOSTROPHES
<ChairmanMiaow> AND QUESTION MARKS
<h|barbobot> THERE IS NONE
<neuro_> SEVENTH RULE: COMMAS AND COLONS ARE EXEMPT FROM RULE SIX, AS ARE APOSTROPHES, QUESTION MARKS AND EXCLAMATION MARKS!
<h|barbobot> THEY DO NOT EXIST
<neuro_> FINAL RULE: IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST NIGHT USING CAPS LOCK, YOU HAVE TO TYPE
<Aquarion> SO WHEN YOU SAY NO PUNCTUATION, YOU MEAN NO FULL STOPS?
<ChairmanMiaow> WHEN CLUTCHED BETWEEN THE DORSEL FEATHERS?
<neuro_> NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT
<neuro_> KAT ISN'T
<neuro_> BURN HER!
* DanielT has quit ("Leaving")
* Aquarion is now known as AQUARION
<ChairmanMiaow> I GET IT, I'M JUST NOT RUNNING WITH IT :-)
<neuro_> ANOTHER HEATHEN IN OUR MIDST - HE LEFT BEFORE WE COULD BURN HIM
* h|barbobot is now known as H|BARBOBOT
* You are now known as NEURO_
* ChairmanMiaow is now known as CHAIRMANMIAOW
<AQUARION> HE WILL RETURN, AND WE CAN BURN HIM LATER
<Dave2> I DON'T USE CAPS LOCK EVER
<NEURO_> HAH
<NEURO_> YAY
* H|BARBOBOT IS A POSER OF AQUARION
<H|BARBOBOT> I CAN ACTUALLY READ IRC WITHOUT SQUINTING
<H|BARBOBOT> I SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN
<NEURO_> \O/
* Xalior has a little moan about channelspamming by nickchanges.
<CHAIRMANMIAOW> I JUST HAVE A BIG FONT
<Xalior> :)
<H|BARBOBOT> <3
<NEURO_> THIS IS NOT JUST CHANNEL SPAM, THIS IS CAPS LOCK CHANNEL SPAM
<CHAIRMANMIAOW> WHICH IS SPECIAL
<NEURO_> YES
* CHAIRMANMIAOW GIVES IN AND APPLIES CAPS LOCK
<NEURO_> YAY
<AQUARION> PROBABLY 'SPECIAL'
<NEURO_> 'SPESHUL'
<AQUARION> (THOSE WEREN'T SPEECHMARKS, THOSE WERE APOSTROPHES)
<Essk> WTF?
<H|BARBOBOT> HMMMM
<CHAIRMANMIAOW> HOWEVER ITS SOMEWHAT DIFFICULT TO CODE WITH CAPS LOCK ON
<AQUARION> ...AND NOW I'VE GOT TO RETYPE THAT CODE BECAUSE.... YES, THAT.
<NEURO_> THAT'S NO MOON, THAT'S A SPACE STATION
<Xalior> It's somewhat difficult to code while IRCing, sod capslock ;)
<NEURO_> CODE IN CAPS LOCK, YOU FUCKING HEATHEN
<H|BARBOBOT> WHAT A TWIST!
<NEURO_> BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING
<Dave2> I USE SHIFT
<cortana> COBOL?
<NEURO_> DESPITE THE FACT THE SPACE STATION WAS INTRODUCED IN AN EARLIER SCENE
<Dave2> CAPS LOCK SUCKS
<AQUARION> LUCAS IN "POOR CONTINUTITY" SHOCKER.
<NEURO_> MAIN SECTION.
<Xalior> You're all fucking crazy, not that I just worked this out, but I thought I should mention it again.
<NEURO_> LOOK
<NEURO_> A HEATHEN
<NEURO_> BURN HIM!
<CHAIRMANMIAOW> BURN HIM!
<GingerDog> NeXt ThInG wE kNoW nEuRo WiLl Be TeLlInG uS tO cAmEl CaSe :-(
<NEURO_> YAY FOR THE BURNING
<NEURO_> FUCK CAMELCASE
* mrben would go on a /kick spree if it wasn't for the fact that NEURO_ is the admin for the channel :(
<NEURO_> IT IS NOT THE TRUE CAPS LOCK WAY
<AQUARION> YOU REALISE THAT IF WE BURN XALIOR, WE'RE PROBABLY ALL GOING TO BE HIGH FOR A MONTH?
<NEURO_> EXCELLENT
<mrben> AQUARION: ROFL
<NEURO_> DOUBLE WHAMMY
<GingerDog> BURN HIM; HE'S A WITCH!
* CHAIRMANMIAOW TRIES NOT TO LAUGH TOO LOUD
<NEURO_> HEATHEN BURNING PLUS ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE ABUSE
<Dave2> I LIKE LOGGING INTO A TERMINAL WITH CAPITAL LETTERS
<Xalior> Aquarion++
<Dave2> IT'S FUN HAVING AN ALL-CAPS DISPLAY, WITH A CASE-SENSITIVE SYSTEM
<Dave2> TRY IT SOME TIME
<NEURO_> I LIKE LOGGING, I LIKE LOGGING, I LIKE LOGGING BECAUSE I LIKE TO LOG
<CHAIRMANMIAOW> RIGHT.
* CHAIRMANMIAOW BOWS OUT
<AQUARION> MY COWORKERS WISH TO KNOW WHY I'M GRINNING AT MY MONITORS
<NEURO_> COW ORKERS?
<mrben> COW IRKERS
* CHAIRMANMIAOW is now known as ChairmanMiaow
<H|BARBOBOT> ARE THEY COWS THAT ARE IRKED?
<mrben> wtf am I doing
* mrben hates capslock
<Xalior> Aquarion: tell them it's IRC, and follow up with, "Yes, I'm IRCing from work, what you doing to do, fire me?!"
<NEURO_> MRBEN: JOIN US
<mrben> no
<NEURO_> CAPS LOCK IS THE ONE TRUE WAY
<NEURO_> ONE OF US, ONE OF US
<mrben> no it's not
<NEURO_> YES IT IS
<GingerDog> Neuro: the great pilgramage from CAPSLOCK to Normal has begun!
<H|BARBOBOT> BLESSINGS OF THE STATE
<NEURO_> NOOOOOOOOO
<AQUARION> XALIOR: THE EFFORT IT'S TAKING NOT TO APPLY "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, FIRE ME" TO MY DAY TO DAY LIFE IS QUITE HIGH.
<NEURO_> THE HEATHENS SHALL BE PURGED
<NEURO_> ALL YOUR CAPS ARE BELONG TO US
<AQUARION> PURGED!
<NEURO_> PURGEMENT!
<GingerDog> aaaaaaa
<NEURO_> PURGINGZ0R!
<GingerDog> so i can only type in lower case....
<H|BARBOBOT> WHAT THE HELL WAS I WORKING ON BEFORE I WAS DISTRACTED BY THE CAPS LOVE
<GingerDog> clearly, not the desired effect
<NEURO_> H|BARBOBOT: YOU WERE CLEARLY WANTING TO TYPE IN CAPS
<H|BARBOBOT> CLEARLY
* H|BARBOBOT GIVES IN
<NEURO_> GingerDog: PRESS YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON
<NEURO_> IT IS THE ONLY WAY
<NEURO_> SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS
<NEURO_> YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
<Dave2> NO
<Dave2> CAPS LOCK IS WRONG
<Dave2> SHIFT IS RIGHT
<NEURO_> THE EMPEROR HAS FORESEEN THIS
<GingerDog> but father; it cannot be.
<H|BARBOBOT> HELLO MUDDA
<NEURO_> PRESS YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON, AND WE CAN RULE THE GALAXY AS CAPITAL AND ... ER, MORE CAPITALS
<H|BARBOBOT> HELLO FADDA
<Xalior> Aquarion: How long left?
<AQUARION> XALIOR: JUST UNDER TWO MONTHS.
<mrben> H|BARBOBOT: is that father or fatter?
<NEURO_> TWO CAPS FILLED MONTHS
<H|BARBOBOT> FATHER!
<NEURO_> SON!
<H|BARBOBOT> WHOOHOO I REMEBERED WHAT I WAS DOING!
<Xalior> neuro_: no.
<H|BARBOBOT> NFSNESS
<H|BARBOBOT> OKAY THIS IS MAKING ME SICK
* H|BARBOBOT is now known as h|barbobot
<Dave2> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<NEURO_> YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK, OLD MAN
<h|barbobot> im segregating myself from the union, your ways have become corrupt
<h|barbobot> you no longer can control the power you once had
<AQUARION> YOU WILL BE DARNED TO ALL HECK.
<NEURO_> THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE, NOW I AM THE MASTER
<Bryn_Work> only the master of caps lock NEURO_
<AQUARION> NO! NOT THE AXE!
* AQUARION is now known as aquarion
<aquarion> great.
<aquarion> now i have been decapitated.
* Xalior hands Aquarion his A back, he looks naked now.
<NEURO_> YOU SHALL ALL BURN IN THE PURGE OF LOWER CASE
<NEURO_> THE MIGHTY FIRE SHALL CONSUME YOU ALL
* aquarion is now known as aquArion
<Bryn_Work> if you strike me down now, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
<Xalior> fuck, sorry, that was the only one I had.
<NEURO_> THE POWER OF THE LOWER CASE IS INSIGNIFICANT, NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE CAPS
<NEURO_> XALIOR: HERE, HAVE ANOTHER: 'A'
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<h|barbobot> the fun thing about playing with edgy
<NEURO_> AND SOME SPARES: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
<aquArion> i find your lack of lower case disturbing.
<h|barbobot> is that theres a new upgrade everyday
* You are now known as neuro_
* aquArion is now known as Aquarion

23:14 < astinus> vim highlighting for pr0n is the best ever

00:15 <Xalior> I need a huge working favour.
00:15 <Xalior> Could you, please, phone/sms/contact your friend who I shared the train home with.
00:15 <Xalior> I need a dapper CD.
00:16 <Xalior> I presume you've have drowned him with them by now.
00:16 <Xalior> I need to get rid of this fucking SuSE thing and install something proper on my thinkpad.
00:16 <Xalior> Currently using XP
00:16 <Xalior> Could he, if he has one, as he cycles to work...
00:16 <Xalior> could he drop it into my hotel?
00:17 <Xalior> leave it at the Reception Desk for Romm 112
00:17 <Xalior> It'd be a super-love-diamond-forver favour.
00:17 <Xalior> Unless you can think of somewhere I can get one easily.
00:17 <Xalior> Oh, I suppose I could just buy a blank CD and use free wifi.
00:17 <Xalior> That'll work.
00:17 <Xalior> Now to find a blank CD.
00:17 <Xalior> Forget that.
00:17 <Xalior> Don't need you any more.
00:17 <Xalior> Thanks any.
00:17 <Xalior> :D
00:18  * Xalior goes back to bed.

<mrben> heh "It will rock, and you will all be rocked into rocketry rocksalt with a garnish of rocket salad. Rock."
<mrben> Mr O´Bacon on LRL2006

<@jono> ;)
<@Dave2> WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JONO?

<Cillian> "Two friends are sitting in a garden: /exit and /quit. /exit walks away, who is left?
<Cillian> "
<Cillian> lol
<astopy> /quit
<astopy> :)
<Cillian> :-P
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* alk_ 's head explodes and splatters the channel with algorithms
< alk_> cleans a naive bayes classifier from neuro_'s beard
< neuro_> i have no beard
< neuro_> merely three-day stubble
< alk_> sexah :B
< neuro_> :>
[...]
< Xalior> neuro_: you always have 3 day stubble. I've met you.
< neuro_> cheers
< Treenaks> even after 4 days?
< Xalior> It's a good thing. Like George Michael, but less gay.
< Xalior> Treenaks: even after 0 days.
< Jetlag> 3 day stubble is a bad thing.
< Xalior> Jetlag: it suits neuro_. What can I say. *shrug*
< Xalior> (of course, I have not snogged and have no plans to snog neuro_)
< neuro_> Good.
< Jetlag> Well, yeah, I guess so, and the lack of plans to snog him does make a difference.
< Xalior> ('cos he is big and straight and would beat the living shit out of me)
< neuro_> Xalior: not that there's anything wrong with you per se, just that yeah, i'd be upset :)

<huw-l> some RH engineers will be talking about Fedora in #linux at 21:00GMT
<aquarion> Will they say "Yes, we know, we're sorry"?

< Blue9> You know what I really love, ignoring sales guys.
< neuro|laptop> ask them to talk like pirates
< neuro|laptop> or Yoda
< neuro|laptop> otherwise you won’t buy anything

< matgates> the gtk api does give the impression of have accumulated in someone's navel

<@aquarius> mencoder -pointless -mystery -abc 23847329 -def 2342 -m -fd -rte -wtf 930:ab:hths:whatEver:foo=48sk4 --give-up --fuck-mencoder

< Bryn_S> cripes... my sister managed to find my amazon wishlist without having to tell her where it was
< Cillian> Bryn_S: Why cripes? Can't she now buy you stuff?
<@Xalior> IF she can find that, she can find other stuff.
<@Xalior> It bodes no good.
< Bryn_S> Cillian: it's a surprise she knows which end of the computer to sit at
<@Xalior> It means she's only two steps from google, which makes her one step behind Cillian
< Bryn_S> who's 10 steps behind the rest of us

< Cillian> Strange how doing maths homework seems to have the same effect as alcohol on me - feeling slightly ill, less inhibitions, etc.
* Prof_Frink buys Cillian a quadratic equation
…
< moreati> Someone take his keys, he's in no state to derive

< ChairmanMiaow> someone bring me some food.  moving is too difficult
<@mrben> ChairmanMiaow: sadly, as you can imagine, they block the sandwich ports at ibm

<landstalker> anyone awake?
<Treenaks> no
<Prof_Frink> nope
<Treenaks> we're all sleeping
<landstalker> thought so
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< h|barbobot> So i had my orange glasses friend over for a visit the other day
< h|barbobot> and he asked to use my computer
< h|barbobot> and asked about how i made windows look so cool

<landstalker> Xalior how old are you
<resiak> 83
<ChairmanMiaow> 124
<Xalior> 99
<Xalior> landstalker: why?
<spb> hm
<spb> i seem to be the only person who knows Xalior's true age
<spb> the rest of you are all wrong
<landstalker> just wondered
<resiak> 11111!
<Xalior> I think I may know my true age, all things considered.
<landstalker> about 19?

<@Dave2> I'm glad nobody was watching when I searched google for "gimp mask" without thinking...

<@neuro_> so i have 1.75 + 0.30 + 0.05 + 0.04
<@neuro_> which is like two bucks something or other i care not about
< Cillian> I can't be bothered to add that up
< dwu> ... so you have 7 quarters, 3 dimes, 1 five, and four pennis :)
<@neuro_> cos i can't fucking change it at thomas cook, CAN I :P
< Cillian> neuro_: Buy something with it
< dwu> ... FOUR PENISES o/
<@neuro_> dwu: congrats, you now know more about my money than i do :)
<@neuro_> and you got an innuendo in there too, kudos
<@neuro_> Cillian: like what
 * dwu grins.
< Cillian> dwu: You can buy four penises for $2?
< Cillian> neuro_: I don't know, a drink or something
<@neuro_> i'm not buying another 20oz of water
< dwu> In Wolves you can, just call the gents ;)

<winteruk> in ireland...i get anly raped by alcohol taxes when i pay for drinks...in norway i get violently fist fucked by high alcohol taxes
<skrye> nice!!

<TMM> I had no idea of the amount of 'best blowjobs' there are, you'd think there was only one

<@davee> Hah, just had a server log the message "Very big device!" when I connected it to our new storage array
<@davee> "Why, thank you", I replied
<@Dave2> that's what she said?

<Sionide> know what we need
<Sionide> one of those
<Sionide> "you listen to too much lugradio if..."
<Sionide> things
<Sionide> your hair is starting to a) turn ginger, b) fall out
<X3N> c) crash you car while listening to lugradio
<Sionide> yeah
<Sionide> :D
<mrben_away> d) the most common world in your vocab is bollocks
<Sionide> inspired by the letters section in ep21 obviously this is.
<mrben_away> e) you use Ubuntu
<mrben_away> f) you use Python
<Sionide> haha
<Sionide> anymore for anymore?
<Sionide> the wiki page is up
<davee> Nah, that’s not right ...
<davee> ... you’re only supposed to give TWO reasons

< fuzzix> Sodomised by Buffy... I had a nightmare about that once
< mrben> fuzzix: I'm not sure that counts as a nightmare....
< fuzzix> mrben: You didn't see what she was holding.
< fuzzix> She wanted to drive a stake through... something... *cough*
< mrben> fuzzix: ....your 'hellmouth'?
< fuzzix> That's the one :)

<Bryn_S> my new system means I know if there are problems before the reader’s room staff do :)
<Bryn_S> although that said, they’d probably not notice the room burning down
<Ghworg> apt-get install precognition ?
<Bryn_S> Ghworg: something like that :)
<Bryn_S> or as I like to call it "being root"

<Cillian> /tmp/greasy-006908be6a.desktop
<Cillian> ??
<Cillian> greasy desktop?
<SlimeyPete> Debian is sponsored by McDonald's.
<Cillian> lolxorz
<Cillian> either that or they know about my masturbation habits

<sparkes> I dreamed somebody nailed my cock to a plank!
<sparkes> scared the shit out of me
<fuzzix> sparkes: You think that was bad... I dreamed I was the plank!
<fuzzix> That wasn't a knot, mate.

 * Cillian attempts to wedge the battery compartment off a torch to get batteries for an alarm clock
< Cillian> OMG, OMFG
< Cillian> I just got sick of trying to open this battery compartment
< Cillian> I chucked it at the wall
< Cillian> Picked it up, battery compartment open, rest unharmed :D:D
< Cillian> FUCK!!!! Wrong type of batteries >.<

Xalior oris_wolfbane: you trendy fucker....
oris_wolfbane Xalior, what can i say :)
Xalior oris_wolfbane: something emo? :P
oris_wolfbane Xalior, um... weep weep she left me weep weep fringe weep boy-snog weep weep whine"
* oris_wolfbane goes to clean his razorblade
Xalior lol   oris_wolfbane++

< h|barbobot> *cough*Rms eats kittens*cough*