< Blue9> You know what I really love, ignoring sales guys.
< neuro|laptop> ask them to talk like pirates
< neuro|laptop> or Yoda
< neuro|laptop> otherwise you won’t buy anything

* neuro|laptop plays with tor
< Xalior> neuro|laptop: it's great fun with no real use. :)
< Xalior> (like anal sex, for example)
< mrben> and OS X

* nlindblad wants a *NIX girlfriend
< ChairmanMiaow> nlindblad: good luck to you, there aren’t many of those around, and they tend to get snapped up by geeks very quickly
< nlindblad> ChairmanMiaow: having sex during compiles would be great and timesaving for both of us
< ChairmanMiaow> nlindblad: too much detail!

<mrben> fake-on
<mrben> stupid veggie wankers
<mrben> eat proper bacon
<Elleo> :(
<mrben> Elleo: no offence, of course ;)
<Elleo> wanking genital shapped vegetables is one of my favourite pastimes

< mcwoods> ok guys.. I've a weird one for you...
< mcwoods> Run cygwin & it's X server ( startx )...
< Xalior> Badger Trifle. That'd be pretty weird.

<MWelchUK> Cillian: You seemed to have compiled with the "--shout_about_gentoo" flag. To work correctly, please remove and re-compile.

<@Xalior> one of my favourite "dumb users" tricks was on corporate desktops, to switch the monitors around on two PCs back to back, and sit "opposite" the idiot and copy what they do for about two or three minutes. They presume the PC is "working, but slow" -- then about 3 or 4 lines into a "word document" type, "I'm bored with this, how about you unplug me and we go down the pub?"
< sward> Xalior: Fantastic!
< Cillian> Xalior: Hah

<the_cre8or> freeky sh*t
<h|barbobot> blah im not in the mood for arguing
<fuzzix> What's sh*t?
<h|barbobot> shit?
<fuzzix> Is that like motherfucking cuntlicking douchey shit?
<h|barbobot> i think so

<MatGates> So you like my lighthouse?
<tchmnky> Lighthouse?
<MatGates> Freud would have a lot to say about it, no doubt.
<MatGates> http://openclipart.org/clipart//unsorted/lighthouse_matthew_gates_01.svg
<tchmnky> Freud would have a lot to say about anything.
<tchmnky> <Freud> OMG IT’S A COCK

< Cillian> Hmm, when I use cube unwrap in beryl, move left and rigt a few times then return back to normal, I see a few windows whizzing around outside the cube for a split second, is this normal?
17:22  * SlimeyPete wonders if it's worth coining a new acronym in the style of "Normal For Norfolk" - NFB, "Normal For Beryl"
17:27 <@Xalior> "It Crashed" - NFB
17:27 <@Xalior> "It ate my filesystem" - NFB
17:27 <@Xalior> "My PC doesn't work any more" - NFB
17:27 <@Xalior> "There's a badger in my bed" - um, er, that's your own problem mate.
17:27 <@Dave2> "problem"?
17:28 <@Xalior> It was a single bed...

<zachhale> davee: i appologize for the nick changes
* zachhale is now known as zachhale-SLEEP

< dotwaffle> The reason I stopped using Windows was beacuse I left it unlocked at a party - came back to find my entire start menu renamed. Battlefield
                   2 was now BattleBeard Patchy, The Typing of the Dead was THe Shaving of the Beard etc - couldn't get waht i wanted ;)

<Sionide> ah the joys of ubuntu and gaim means i am no-longer able to play solitaire showdown (an msn game) against my girlfriend
<Sionide> so i no longer have to suffer the shame of losing
<h_> wtf
<h_> microsoft found a way that you can play solitare against another person

< Cillian> Hmm.
< Cillian> "Not unmounted cleanly: please fsck"
< Alex> fsck off, lawl.
< Cillian> Thats consent enough for me!
 * Cillian unzips

<schwuk> Male, pulse, you'll like him Phated

19:22 < Cillian> I can't honestly say I have a clue.

<@Xalior> allix: that's so wrong wrong people come and worship at your feet.

< jono> I think I could get better bandwidth than my ISP if I got a 5 year old leper with a broken arm to write the packets down on a piece of paper, put them into the dome at the end of the crystal maze, start the fans please and assemble them afterwards in the dark while listening to the cheeky girls
   

12:24 < rowinggolfe1> popey: does that mean that you're not gonna up the language on Ubuntu-uk podcast now that
                      lugadio is dead?
12:24 < popey> we might slip in the odd "bottom"
12:24 < popey> oh, hang on, that came out wrong

10:46 <@mrben> I would take brown

<jono> I go around eating kittens for fun

< SaschaRed> also I like the brown
< SaschaRed> so fuck off

< h|barbobot> Xalior: you can pimp me anytime

<@Dave2> Anyway, it falls under "sexual activity with a child"
-!- fuzzix_ [n=fuzzix@xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx] has joined #lugradio
< Cillian> Kiddy fiddling?
< Cillian> fuzzix_, welcome to #lugradio!

<@davee> Hah, just had a server log the message "Very big device!" when I connected it to our new storage array
<@davee> "Why, thank you", I replied
<@Dave2> that's what she said?

< purserj> davee: "All I learnt about WW2 I learnt from ET"?
<@davee> purserj: Not at all, I use my knowledge of WW2 to help me in ET
               :-)
< purserj> nade jumping being a well known trick ;)
* davee , actually, has a scarily comprehensive knowledge of WW2
<@davee> The first ever trick jump was performed by Boris
               Oojahnikabolokov in Stalingrad, December 1942
<@Xalior> this does not surprise me.

<Phated> Treenaks: I'm already legal for other stuffs.
 * Phated returns to bed.

14:49  <neuro> bigcalm: bastard
14:49  <neuro> i just spend 5 mins flicking through the daily mail site
14:49  <neuro> i feel a bit filthy now
14:49  * neuro goes to guardian.co.uk to get some real news
14:50  <bigcalm> Hehe
14:53  <froodie> neuro: it's awful isn't it? i've been known to actually read the Femail woman section
14:53  <froodie> *pukeypukes*
14:53  <neuro> it's like reading a cross between heat and mein kampf

<Bryn_S> I don't know if it was the ridiculous ammounts of shooting zombies or the pole dancer with a chain gun for a leg, but damn that film was fun

22:36 < cbhworld> oojah: I'm not getting anything good when I search for gaylord curry...

10:13 < bigcalm> Now, where was I with this sql query?
10:13 < mgdm> WHERE were you?
10:14 < bigcalm> I was HAVING some fun
10:16 < mgdm> I wish I was still a student, so I could wait an hour and head
              down the UNION for a pint
10:16 < mgdm> SELECT coat FROM coat_rack WHERE owner="mgdm";
10:16 <@Aquarion> mgdm: Good idea, I wish I could JOIN you.
10:17 <@Aquarion> These jokes are getting worse, we should be more SELECTive.
10:17 < mgdm> We should UPDATE our SELECTion
10:17 < mgdm> or maybe just DELETE them all
10:17 <@Aquarion> I think we're starting to alienate the GROUP.
10:18 < bigcalm> Can we please DROP this?
10:18 < mgdm> It's getting out of ORDER
10:18 <@Aquarion> Plus, it's getting harder to find DISTINCT keywords.
10:18 < bigcalm> Shush, NOW
10:19 <@Aquarion> That's a bit of a stretch. I think you're looking at the
                  function INDEX.
10:19 < bigcalm> Surely there is a LIMIT to this joke?
10:20 < mgdm> you'd have thought we'd have hit it BY NOW if there was

08:26 < bigcalm> Bloody cocks

[13:00] <nlindblad> I have no clue

<@Xalior> And pineapple is only super cucumber.

Notes: Discussing food allergies.

< Cillian> Strange how doing maths homework seems to have the same effect as alcohol on me - feeling slightly ill, less inhibitions, etc.
* Prof_Frink buys Cillian a quadratic equation
…
< moreati> Someone take his keys, he's in no state to derive

<@Xalior> allix: yet again you are so wrong that other wrong things come and worship at your feet.

<jono> I think a clown moved in next door, I keep hearing squeezy horn noises - I suspect a  family is going to arrive on the drive in a really small fire engine

< sward> Actually, for some reason, Galeon has reverted to being my default browser..
< resiak> sward: It uses sensible-browser by default on Debian.
< sward> resiak: I know, sensible-browser should be firefox
< sward> resiak: galeon is most certainly not sensible
< sward> it maybe when it works
< resiak> sward: So fix what x-www-browser is, with update-alternatives
< sward> but not yet
< sward> resiak: I did!
< sward> resiak: Read what I said you moron
< sward> resiak: I said it "reverted to being galeon" or some such
< sward> *reverted*
< resiak> I see
< resiak> sorry
< resiak> Xalior: http://www.cheeplinux.com/index.php?cPath=73&osCsid=1f9584e5652f9f0bce7a72353de6f28a # I see no mug!
< Xalior> resiak: Read what I said you moron
< resiak> ARGH
< Xalior> He said he had more in stock, just not with him. :)
-!- resiak has left #lugradio ["You guys are mean :("]
-!- resiak has joined #lugradio
< Xalior> *laugh*
< Xalior> maybe we should make Nov 4th national "Call resiak a moron" day :)
< JetlagJen> Xalior: can I join in? :-)
< resiak> Xalior: Okay.
< sparkes> resiak, you are offically a moron
< JetlagJen> resiak: you’re a moron :-P
< sparkes> it’s a national day as well
< Xalior> JetlagJen: depends, are you a nation? :)
< resiak> :(
 * resiak cleans himself.

20:12 <@Xalior> Everyone send dotwaffle a ping, so he can msgspam you
20:13 < resiak> dotwaffle: ping
20:13 < pickle> msgspam?
20:13 < resiak> dotwaffle: ping
20:13 < resiak> oh christ it doesn't even have a repeat checker
20:13 < pickle> dotwaffle: ping
20:13 < No`> dotwaffle: pingue
20:13 < resiak> dotwaffle: go fuck a dog
20:13 < resiak> aww, doesn't trigger it.
20:13 < enragedchip> dotwaffle: ping
20:13 <@Dave2> dotwaffle: pingu is having sex with you, y/n?
20:13 -!- Mez [n=Mez@ubuntu/member/mez] has quit [Remote closed the connection]
20:13 <@Dave2> aw
20:14 < pickle> I like it
20:14 <@Dave2> dotwaffle: ping
20:14 < Elleo> dotwaffle: ping
20:14 <@Dave2> dotwaffle: ping and goat
20:14 <@Dave2> aw, it only works on ping
20:14 < resiak> pickle: it's pretty annoying.
20:14 < oojah> dotwaffle: ping
20:15 < oojah> He's done that for ages.
20:15 <@Dave2> he used to do it in-chan
20:15 < oojah> Meh
20:15 <@Dave2> IIRC
20:15 < No`> doesn't work.
20:15 -!- MacSlow [i=mirco@unaffiliated/macslow] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)]
20:15 < resiak> i wonder if we can get him to excess flood if we all do it at once?
20:15 < No`> dotwaffle: PING, DAMMIT
20:16 < Elleo> No`: it has to be just "ping" otherwise it isn't contentless
20:16 < oojah> I have a much better ping script.
20:17 -!- flamekebab__ is now known as Flamekebab
20:17 -!- drinky [n=adam@87.127.166.195] has joined #lugradio
20:18 < pickle> resiak: getting a ping instead of a question is also annoying
20:18 < Bryn_S> dotwaffle: ping

Time passes

22:24 < dotwaffle> I hate you guys, and your sonaring attitudes ;)
22:25 < dotwaffle> *15* pages of ping.

12:31 < bigcalm> I can't shove the pills up my arse

Notes: It's a game, apparently.

<@Xalior> resiak: why were you wearing a banana?

<mrben> lugradio is just a big sham to get jono some ass, isn't it?
 <jono> mrben: heh, unlikely, given the current lugradio-fan-to-shagging-bacon-ratio
 <jono> its pretty small
<mrben> so we've heard
<mrben> oh - you meant the ratio

18:38 < fophillips> Sionide: Mine has never come under strain. It only does if
                    you let go of the thing.

<resiak> Can any of you recommend a good PHP CMS? (I’m aware of the oxymoron there, and it’s not my fault.)

* jono spots a ginger minger in the room...
<aquarius> jono: you love the cock.
* jono picks up a frying pan and thwacks aquarius right in the chops...
< jono> :)

<@mrben> why does windows have to be so hard?
< davisc_> shit goes hard after a while

<winteruk> in ireland...i get anly raped by alcohol taxes when i pay for drinks...in norway i get violently fist fucked by high alcohol taxes
<skrye> nice!!

<oojah> "why does the network keep going down in the evening?"
<dwu> oojah: Evenings are times to go down on people ;)

< mrben> fsck me - matt is becoming a dad!
< tony> mrben: I thought that was known about for a while now.
 * mrben was not aware
< mrben> :(
< tony> Awww.
< kNo`> rumors say tony knew it even before matt himself
< kNo`> ;)
< tony> :)
< mrben> lol
< mrben> tony: are you 'the milkman'? ;)
< tony> I delivered the cream.
< mrben> ewww
< tony> Well someone had to. Matt couldn't reach.

<Aquarion> I saved the world from clockwork monsters by sniping them with XML from a distance.
<Aquarion> Malformed XML, obviously.