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#376 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2007-09-24 15:58 GMT

< Cillian> If I ever have a dog I want to call him "einstein"
<@Dave2> My cousin's horse was called Einstein.
< Cillian> Dave2: Not everything you ride is a horse...
<@Dave2> Are you saying I rode my cousin?
< Cillian> *ahem*
< Cillian> No comment
<@Dave2> "I wish"

#25 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2005-11-06 13:24 GMT

* resiak canÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t really afford to go out and buy a Mac right now.
* BlehJoe wins the danish lotto tonight and buys a mac and also one for resiak to cheer him up
<resiak> Heheh.
<BlehJoe> store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/AppleStore.woa/71306/wo/2R5 (http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/AppleStore.woa/71306/wo/2R57K1FJdhEu3aDxoPhPGn9iv72/0.0.11.1.0.6.21.1.3.21.3.1.1.0?37,7)...
<resiak> BlehJoe: Thank you, thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s most helpful. IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll just get out my spare USD3000, shall I?

#1847 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-01 15:46 GMT

<Elleo> someone should open a geek pub that only plays prog rock called The Progress Bar
<Elleo> with an animated progress bar that gradually fills up until closing time

#2 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2005-10-24 13:29 GMT

* sparkes replaced himself with an AOLbot and nobody noticed

#79 Up↑ +13/15 Down↓ [Report] 2005-11-06 13:41 GMT

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#1866 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-20 15:32 GMT

< davisc> Any suggestions for alternatives to yell.co.uk?
< Elleo> whisper.co.ck?

#128 Up↑ +4/4 Down↓ [Report] 2006-01-27 13:02 GMT

<sparkes> I dreamed somebody nailed my cock to a plank!
<sparkes> scared the shit out of me
<fuzzix> sparkes: You think that was bad... I dreamed I was the plank!
<fuzzix> That wasn't a knot, mate.

#179 Up↑ +5/5 Down↓ [Report] 2006-04-03 15:48 GMT

* Xalior is big, but not in any good way. Rarely when a woman says she wants a big man does she mean either breast size or waistline.

#181 Up↑ −3/3 Down↓ [Report] 2006-04-03 15:48 GMT

<matgates> There was about a week half way through my A-level math when I was really into it and got a huge amount of satisfaction with geometry problems. I don't know what happened, because I basically utterly screwed up my exam. I think beer happened :o

#354 Up↑ −1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2006-11-19 09:54 GMT

<@resiak> Yes, badger buggerings would be good