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#103 Up↑ +3/3 Down↓ [Report] 2005-12-15 13:07 GMT

< sward> Ade seemed tallish, btw :)
< Sionide> yeah definately
< Sionide> it's the baldness
...
< sward> No oxygen up there..
< sward> nothing can grow
< sward> not even hair

#421 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2007-09-24 16:02 GMT

< dotwaffle> when goats get angry, they say Dave2...

#1870 Up↑ +3/3 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-27 21:08 GMT

<Elleo> I've invented a new dance called the Mersenne Twist
<Elleo> where you move around randomly
<Elleo> but with an even distribution

#1348 Up↑ +1/3 Down↓ [Report] 2008-05-19 08:24 GMT

< Alex> DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

#396 Up↑ 0/2 Down↓ [Report] 2007-09-24 16:00 GMT

<gordonjcp> I want emo grass
<gordonjcp> so it will cut itself

#385 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2007-09-24 15:59 GMT

< purserj> yes but then we have the image of Thatcher and Reagan going at it like rabbits

#244 Up↑ +1/3 Down↓ [Report] 2006-06-19 12:35 GMT

<pontifex> you're turning into a windows weenie ;) "teh interweb didn't work - it's crap" :D
<jono> heh
<jono> thats me, that is :P
<pontifex> hey, you're the one lecturing at the evil empire..
<pontifex> people will talk you know
<tony> pontifex: *turning* into?!? We all know Jono is the spawn of Redmond :P
<jono> USE WINDOWS VISTA!
<jono> oops
<tony> Not very subliminal.

#440 Up↑ +3/3 Down↓ [Report] 2007-10-20 18:39 GMT

* h|barbobot doesn't want to know what rectumflu is
< h|barbobot> or how one gets it
<@Xalior> I caught it off you!
<@Dave2> it would appear to have come from #ubuntu

#377 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2007-09-24 15:58 GMT

<@neuro_> so i have 1.75 + 0.30 + 0.05 + 0.04
<@neuro_> which is like two bucks something or other i care not about
< Cillian> I can't be bothered to add that up
< dwu> ... so you have 7 quarters, 3 dimes, 1 five, and four pennis :)
<@neuro_> cos i can't fucking change it at thomas cook, CAN I :P
< Cillian> neuro_: Buy something with it
< dwu> ... FOUR PENISES o/
<@neuro_> dwu: congrats, you now know more about my money than i do :)
<@neuro_> and you got an innuendo in there too, kudos
<@neuro_> Cillian: like what
* dwu grins.
< Cillian> dwu: You can buy four penises for $2?
< Cillian> neuro_: I don't know, a drink or something
<@neuro_> i'm not buying another 20oz of water
< dwu> In Wolves you can, just call the gents ;)

#283 Up↑ −1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2006-07-24 19:38 GMT

<Cillian> Ok, why did the security consultant always carry a biro in his top pocket.......?
<Cillian> ..
<Cillian> ...
<Cillian> For *PEN TESTING*
<Cillian> joke.popey.com
<allix> is this a joke?
<allix> oh
<allix> hehe