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#1869 Up↑ /2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-18 14:11 GMT
10:22 < bigcalm> Who killed quotes.luradio.org ?
10:24 <@Aquarion> You need a g in there
10:24 < bigcalm> In here, was in my browser
10:25 <@Aquarion> ALthough it doesn't seem to be responding.
10:25 < bigcalm> Indeed
10:25 <@Aquarion> Spellcasting: En! Ee! You! Are! Oh! neuro!
10:26 <@neuro> my haproxy machine is fucked
10:26 <@neuro> reinstalling it just now
10:27 <@Aquarion> I wasn't actually expecting that wo work. Knightmare was obviously better than I thought. -
#1868 Up↑ /2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-18 14:08 GMT
10:13 < bigcalm> Now, where was I with this sql query?
10:13 < mgdm> WHERE were you?
10:14 < bigcalm> I was HAVING some fun
10:16 < mgdm> I wish I was still a student, so I could wait an hour and head
down the UNION for a pint
10:16 < mgdm> SELECT coat FROM coat_rack WHERE owner="mgdm";
10:16 <@Aquarion> mgdm: Good idea, I wish I could JOIN you.
10:17 <@Aquarion> These jokes are getting worse, we should be more SELECTive.
10:17 < mgdm> We should UPDATE our SELECTion
10:17 < mgdm> or maybe just DELETE them all
10:17 <@Aquarion> I think we're starting to alienate the GROUP.
10:18 < bigcalm> Can we please DROP this?
10:18 < mgdm> It's getting out of ORDER
10:18 <@Aquarion> Plus, it's getting harder to find DISTINCT keywords.
10:18 < bigcalm> Shush, NOW
10:19 <@Aquarion> That's a bit of a stretch. I think you're looking at the
function INDEX.
10:19 < bigcalm> Surely there is a LIMIT to this joke?
10:20 < mgdm> you'd have thought we'd have hit it BY NOW if there was -
#1867 Up↑ /1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-08 12:10 GMT
<@mrben> ok - I know this is flame bait, but any recommendations for phpbb anti spam mods?
< purserj> don't install phpbb?
< bigcalm> Don't use php?
<@mrben> comedians, the lot of you
< Elleo> mrben: I heard that the lugradio forums did well by installing a module called "mrben"
< Elleo> seemed to handle spam pretty well -
#1865 Up↑ /1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-12 15:08 GMT
< bigcalm> No`: as you and symfony are both French, you can explain to me why it's being a bitch :)
< SlimeyPete> "because you're not French."
< No`> bigcalm: as you and jelly are both English, you can explain to me why it tastes awful ;o)
< bigcalm> Heh
< bigcalm> Depends on the jelly
< Elleo> No`: coat the jelly in something crunchy like cornflakes and you can pretend you're biting in to a snail -
#1864 Up↑ /2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-12 12:42 GMT
<@mrben> promise me it won't screw up my existing install
< Elleo> do ./configure --prefix=/tmp/ or something
<@mrben> ok
< purserj> also promise him you'll respect him in the morning
< Elleo> I've respected mrben ever since I saw his giant furry penis -
#1863 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-07 09:53 GMT
<@mrben> I feel about ID cards much the same way I feel about anal sex
- don't want it, definitely don't want to pay for it, will do
everything I can to avoid having it
< jhaig> mrben: The difference is that Manchester is Labour heartland,
so this is a bit odd. I wouldn't be surprised if they get a
bit of a bloody nose at the European elections next month.
< No`> mrben: ID == Anal sex... That'd mean that if you get
very-very-very drunk, you'll get it?
<@tonytiger> But you'd feel bad in the morning.
<@tonytiger> Although
* tonytiger remembers not to buy No` too many beers @ LRL 09
<@mrben> No`: well - I was very very very drunk at LRL05 but didn't
have anal sex, so I'm thinking no
<@tonytiger> mrben: at least not as far as you remember.
<@mrben> I think my ass would've remembered
< No`> mrben: wow, it means these pain-killers were very good
* mrben considers investing in a chastity buttplug before LRL09 -
#1862 Up↑ /3 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-28 20:39 GMT
21:32 < astinus> mgdm: the OSI model blows goats, although I did have someone *swear* in an interview the other day there were eleven layers
21:33 < astinus> I think he was taking the original seven, and adding two layers of burger bun, a quarter pounder and a slice of cheese from his *extensive* experience in McDonalds