<landstalker> I had a serious sleep deprevation issue last night. Woke at four to be faced with someone floating next to my bed staring at the wall behind me, so I looked at the wall and when I turned round they'd gone
<Cillian> wtf!?
<Cillian> floating?
<Cillian> wtf have you been smoking!?
<landstalker> well sort of as if they were lying in an invisable bed, but sat up
<landstalker> nothing
<Winter-uk> probably holosinations
<landstalker> I get it a lot
<Cillian> oookay... that's wierd
<landstalker> usualy when doubled with lack of sleep.
<landstalker> I've seen rats in the bed, some weird half wasp half spider thing, a UFO/orb
<Cillian> wierd
<landstalker> yup
<landstalker> scary as fuck when your knackered already
<Cillian> okay, physics time...
<Winter-uk> ive seen dancing gnomes with knifes before
<landstalker> heh, cool
<Cillian> that is, if I can rememebr where i've left it
<Cillian> Winter-uk: better than seeing KDE by your bed... *shudder*
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< Dave2> jono's lunch has quit. We need a cleaner.
(From the point of view of a non-unicode user...)
<@resiak> I only need ?, ?, ->, and ... FUCK
<@resiak> I cant find ? in my scim latex table
<@Dave2> Its just ?
* Cillian sees ?
<@Dave2> unless dvorak doesnt have ?
< Cillian> Hey, if I paste your ? do you see ? or what you put?
<@Dave2> I see ?
< Cillian> Helpful.
< Cillian> :P
<@Dave2> (teehee)
<@Dave2> I dont see ?, I see ?
* Leeds is having some dealings with www.fsf.org.uk
<purserj> you poor thing
<Leeds> purserj: do you know who they are?
<purserj> free software foundation?
<Leeds> not at all... nothing to do with software :-)
<Dave2> the football software foundation.
<purserj> ummm why do the supporters have a federation?
<Devilment> Federation of Stallman Fellators?
<Leeds> that would suck
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< Prof_Frink> When there's something dave, in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? Goatbusters!
< alastair__> hi guys, this is the lug radio irc channel isnt it?
< Greatred> heh
< Greatred> alastair__: you can tell, can't you?
< chaddy> alastair__: allegedly
< Prof_Frink> lugwhatio?
< Greatred> if you can smell goats, then yes
< alastair__> lol, sarcastic response, must be lugradio
< mrben> fsck me - matt is becoming a dad!
< tony> mrben: I thought that was known about for a while now.
* mrben was not aware
< mrben> :(
< tony> Awww.
< kNo`> rumors say tony knew it even before matt himself
< kNo`> ;)
< tony> :)
< mrben> lol
< mrben> tony: are you 'the milkman'? ;)
< tony> I delivered the cream.
< mrben> ewww
< tony> Well someone had to. Matt couldn't reach.
<Bryn_S> he complained to me that he couldn’t figure out why the netvault system thought the system’s IP was 127.0.0.1 with a hostname of localhost.localdomain
<Blue9> LOL
<Bryn_S> and that he couldn’t think how to fix it
<Bryn_S> and this is the guy who beat me to the post of sysadmin
<Bryn_S> I nearly broke down in tears
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<spaceinvader> Dave2!
<Dave2> eek, Im being stalked
<spaceinvader> 18:10 <+enragedchip> in #lugradio right now comparisions between dildos are being made, some based on animal parts
<spaceinvader> please explain wtf r u doin?
<Dave2> that was a while ago
<spaceinvader> yes
<spaceinvader> you need a person to speak to
<spaceinvader> your animal fantasies are going too far
<spaceinvader> that is all
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<Dave2> ...k
<Elleo> heh
<Cillian> O.o
<enragedchip> oops
<mrben> roflmao
* Cillian tries more pinging over gprs......
< Cillian> Bah, this is completely not working
< Cillian> >:-(
< Cillian> At this rate, methinks I'm going to have to survive 2 weeks without IRC
< Cillian> :-O
* Cillian has an idea
< Cillian> A very cool idea.
< Xalior> getting a life?
* sward slaps nlindblad around a bit with a sweaty sock
<sward> That
<neuro_> ew
<Essk> lol
* sward greps logs
<nlindblad> :
<nlindblad> bah
<nlindblad> sward: why?
<sward> You must be easily slappable
<nlindblad> okey
<nlindblad> but I'm not that quoted any more
<nlindblad> \o/
<davee> Yesterday evening I taught BOFHlet #2 to say "Ni!" as in the Knights Who Say...
<davee> I told BOFHl;et #1 that if she didn't eat up all her food, I'd get her little sister to say "Ni!" to her until she did
<davee> "Ni! Ni!", said the little one
<ChairmanMiaow> davee: i'm proud of you too :-)
<davee> I was *rolling* on the floor, Mrs davee however was slightly less impressed ;-)
* landstalker is on a detox
<Xalior> davee: How old is BOFTlet #2?
<davee> Xalior: 21 months (2 years in March)
<Xalior> davee: :D
<davee> Today, I will train her to also ask for a "shrubbery"
<GeeAyeJoe> http://www.vinboden.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=2699&osCsid=d3c4cfecc329b51d9b3099cd0498dfbf
<Xalior> GeeAyeJoe: bring some to LRL! :D
<GeeAyeJoe> roger!
<Xalior> GeeAyeJoe: then you can walk up to cute women and say, "here, wanna get drunk on my spunk?"
mjg59: Scripting has never got me laid
mjg59: Hacking XF86Config, however...
h|barbobot: you meet the wrong girls
mjg59: I've only been offered sex in return for C lessons once
Xalior: mjg59: I can better that, i was offered sex for teaching Microsoft Office. :)
sward: ewwwwwww
h|barbobot: thats better?
sward: dirty bastard
mjg59: Xalior: You certainly meet the wrong girls
klepas: that's disgusting
h|barbobot: haha
Xalior: h|barbobot: less effort. and qualifies as dirty sex :)
15:53 < Myrtti> gordonjcp: I wonder if they make telescopic, fold in models
15:54 < gordonjcp> Myrtti: like a kind of one-touch tent?
15:54 < Myrtti> yeah
15:54 < Myrtti> hmmm
15:54 < gordonjcp> you just tug a string and it unfolds
15:54 < ecadre> eh?
15:54 < ecadre> oh
15:54 < Myrtti> one-touch tent... brings weird connotations
15:54 < gordonjcp> hah, I love one-touch tents, my mate Robin had one
15:54 < Myrtti> :-D
15:54 * Myrtti coughs
15:54 < gordonjcp> we told him, keep it in its bag
15:54 < Myrtti> oy, that was funny
15:55 < Myrtti> even funnier connotations
15:55 < gordonjcp> we told him, make sure it's strapped down firmly to the rack
on your bike
15:55 < Myrtti> do continue
15:55 < gordonjcp> it wasn't in its bag and it was held on by one bungee cord
15:55 * Myrtti struggles with her cough
15:55 < Myrtti> gordonjcp: stop it already
15:55 < gordonjcp> at at 60mph on the A80 it broke its moorings on the back of
his CG125
15:55 < Nafallo> Myrtti: meeh. you too?
15:55 < ecadre> you press a button and it pops up
15:55 < Myrtti> "one touch tent"
15:55 < gordonjcp> sprung into the air as a fully-formed tent, floated for a
second or two...
15:55 < Myrtti> am crying
15:56 < gordonjcp> ... and was promptly run over by a lorry
15:56 < Greatred> hehehe
15:56 * Myrtti larts gordonjcp
15:56 < Myrtti> OY
15:56 < Myrtti> too funny
15:56 < ecadre> 8-/
15:56 < gordonjcp> thus Robin camped in an improvised tent made of his
motorbike and an ex-army poncho
15:56 < Myrtti> that last bit wasn't though
15:56 < Mez> Myrtti, pervert ;)
15:56 < Myrtti> Mez: I CONFESS NOTHING
15:56 < Mez> Myrtti, no need to confess - I know it all already ;)
15:56 < gordonjcp> during the night, the sidestand started to sink into the
mud, and Robin woke up under his bike with petrol dripping
into his ear at 4am
15:57 * Myrtti blushes
15:57 * Mez steals the british poking pencil before you use it on him
15:57 <@mrben> gordonjcp: rofl
15:57 * mquin gives Myrtti and FBH-4, ideal for the adjustmet of french cars
and gordonjcps
15:57 < gordonjcp> how we all laughed, except Robin
15:57 < gordonjcp> who didn't see the funny side
<jono> heya all
<Elleo> afternoon jono
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<Elleo> afternoon schwuk
<mrben_cgi> jono: hiya
<JetlagJen> Hi, schwuk
<schwuk> Lo Jen
<schwuk> lo all
<AberMatt> lo jono & schwuk
* schwuk wonders if he’s joined #the_waltons by mistake...
<landstalker> Xalior how old are you
<resiak> 83
<ChairmanMiaow> 124
<Xalior> 99
<Xalior> landstalker: why?
<spb> hm
<spb> i seem to be the only person who knows Xalior's true age
<spb> the rest of you are all wrong
<landstalker> just wondered
<resiak> 11111!
<Xalior> I think I may know my true age, all things considered.
<landstalker> about 19?