< christel> i have never seen a 60 foot penis before
Notes: Regarding http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm
* Cillian attempts to wedge the battery compartment off a torch to get batteries for an alarm clock
< Cillian> OMG, OMFG
< Cillian> I just got sick of trying to open this battery compartment
< Cillian> I chucked it at the wall
< Cillian> Picked it up, battery compartment open, rest unharmed :D:D
< Cillian> FUCK!!!! Wrong type of batteries >.<
<Treenaks> Dave2: chin!
<Dave2> Chin doesn't begin with re!
<the_angry_angel> Treenaks, I shall take photographic evidence
* Dave2 coughs
<Treenaks> (they should team up.. 'Chin & Beard')
<Dave2> hehe
<the_angry_angel> lol
<Treenaks> sounds like the name of a pub
<the_angry_angel> real life needs grep. i keep loosing things in the office
<the_angry_angel> lol Treenaks
<neuro|laptop> Tonight, on NBC
<Dave2> This is why Athena in one version of the tale, was born from the chin and beard
<Dave2> of Zeus.
<neuro|laptop> One hirsute, the other, not
<the_angry_angel> "welcome to the Chin and Beard. Quality home made cooking"
<neuro|laptop> Together, they Fight Crime
<neuro|laptop> CHIN
<neuro|laptop> AND
<neuro|laptop> BEARD!
<the_angry_angel> lol
<Treenaks> neuro|laptop: sounds like a voicemail to me
<Dave2> jrjr
<Dave2> hehe
<neuro|laptop> clearly you get some fucked up voicemails
* the_angry_angel imagines jono and ade dressed up in spandex and a funky theme tune
<Dave2> Debichin and Ubeardtu
<neuro|laptop> with 70s porno wakkawakka guitars
<Treenaks> Chintoo
<neuro|laptop> and crash zooms
<Dave2> Chinspire.
<neuro|laptop> Chinian
<neuro|laptop> Chindrake
<Dave2> Chindriva!
<neuro|laptop> ChinBSD
<neuro|laptop> Chin Hat
<the_angry_angel> beardnoppix?
<Treenaks> neuro|laptop: no! BeardBSD!
<neuro|laptop> lol
<Dave2> Bearddrasyl
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<Treenaks> Beardora
<neuro|laptop> Slackchin
<the_angry_angel> heres a tip: dont ever eat tinned, low fat, macroni and cheese
<Dave2> ChIN
<the_angry_angel> it tasting foul and makes you feel sick
<Dave2> heh
<Treenaks> [whatver] Chinux ;)
<Dave2> I could've told you that!
<Dave2> Yellow Chin Linux
<neuro|laptop> never low fat, NEVER LOW FAT
<Treenaks> the_angry_angel: chinned maccaroni?
<the_angry_angel> it seemed like a good idea when i was packing lunch
<neuro|laptop> Yellow Beard Linux!!
<Dave2> haha
<the_angry_angel> lol Treenaks
<neuro|laptop> yarr
<the_angry_angel> damn small beardix
<Treenaks> the_angry_angel: no, Chinux :)
<Dave2> Chinnle Linux!
<Dave2> (Ninnle)
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<neuro|laptop> Kuchintu
<Dave2> Smoothchin
<neuro|laptop> yay
<mrben> IPChin
<mrben> (boo)
<mrben> ;)
<neuro|laptop> boo
<Dave2> Smoothchin is not compatible with Beardix
<Treenaks> mrben: ChOIP
<neuro|laptop> librachin
<mrben> ChinMyth
<Dave2> Fedora Chin 4
<mrben> Mechinis
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<neuro|laptop> Chingeny
<Treenaks> Darchin
<Dave2> United Chinux
<neuro|laptop> TurboChin
<Dave2> SCO OpenChinux
<neuro|laptop> Aschino
<Dave2> Lycorchin
<neuro|laptop> PizzaChin
<neuro|laptop> Beochin
<pontifex> PuppyChin
<Dave2> Chin Mage Linux
<neuro|laptop> tomschnbrd
<Dave2> hehe
<Dave2> ISOCHINUX
<neuro|laptop> ClarkChin
<pontifex> Apachin
<neuro|laptop> oi, that's a package
<mrben> OpenBearde
<neuro|laptop> Linux/chin68k
<mrben> OpenBeardis
<Treenaks> BeardgreSQL
<neuro|laptop> ChinXboX
<mrben> muChin
<pontifex> Baldix
<Treenaks> Beardora
<Dave2> Chinlanding Linux System
<pontifex> Baldux
<neuro|laptop> Chind64
<Dave2> Softchin Linux System?
<pontifex> Santa Chin Operation
<Treenaks> iBeard
<mrben> Beard from Scratch
<pontifex> heh
<Treenaks> (who was buying that mp3 player?)
<neuro|laptop> Mac OS X 10.6 "Chin"
* mrben
<neuro|laptop> Mac OS X 10.7 "Beard"
<Treenaks> Mac OS XI "Bald"
<Dave2> Mac OS X 10.8 "Ubuntu"</deviation>
<mrben> Mac OS 9 "Shite"
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<Dave2> Darchin
<neuro|laptop> Be(ard)OS
<Dave2> Chindows?
<mrben> Chindows Mybeardium
<the_angry_angel> its all getting a bit silly
<Treenaks> the_angry_angel: chinny
<neuro|laptop> longest irc quote ever :)
<mrben> :)
<the_angry_angel> i was just thinking that
<mrben> still - worth every penny :)
<Dave2> longest beard ever?
<@Dave2> Anyway, it falls under "sexual activity with a child"
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< Cillian> Kiddy fiddling?
< Cillian> fuzzix_, welcome to #lugradio!
21:32 < astinus> mgdm: the OSI model blows goats, although I did have someone *swear* in an interview the other day there were eleven layers
21:33 < astinus> I think he was taking the original seven, and adding two layers of burger bun, a quarter pounder and a slice of cheese from his *extensive* experience in McDonalds
<davee> Yesterday evening I taught BOFHlet #2 to say "Ni!" as in the Knights Who Say...
<davee> I told BOFHl;et #1 that if she didn't eat up all her food, I'd get her little sister to say "Ni!" to her until she did
<davee> "Ni! Ni!", said the little one
<ChairmanMiaow> davee: i'm proud of you too :-)
<davee> I was *rolling* on the floor, Mrs davee however was slightly less impressed ;-)
* landstalker is on a detox
<Xalior> davee: How old is BOFTlet #2?
<davee> Xalior: 21 months (2 years in March)
<Xalior> davee: :D
<davee> Today, I will train her to also ask for a "shrubbery"
10:13 < bigcalm> Now, where was I with this sql query?
10:13 < mgdm> WHERE were you?
10:14 < bigcalm> I was HAVING some fun
10:16 < mgdm> I wish I was still a student, so I could wait an hour and head
down the UNION for a pint
10:16 < mgdm> SELECT coat FROM coat_rack WHERE owner="mgdm";
10:16 <@Aquarion> mgdm: Good idea, I wish I could JOIN you.
10:17 <@Aquarion> These jokes are getting worse, we should be more SELECTive.
10:17 < mgdm> We should UPDATE our SELECTion
10:17 < mgdm> or maybe just DELETE them all
10:17 <@Aquarion> I think we're starting to alienate the GROUP.
10:18 < bigcalm> Can we please DROP this?
10:18 < mgdm> It's getting out of ORDER
10:18 <@Aquarion> Plus, it's getting harder to find DISTINCT keywords.
10:18 < bigcalm> Shush, NOW
10:19 <@Aquarion> That's a bit of a stretch. I think you're looking at the
function INDEX.
10:19 < bigcalm> Surely there is a LIMIT to this joke?
10:20 < mgdm> you'd have thought we'd have hit it BY NOW if there was
<@mrben> I feel about ID cards much the same way I feel about anal sex
- don't want it, definitely don't want to pay for it, will do
everything I can to avoid having it
< jhaig> mrben: The difference is that Manchester is Labour heartland,
so this is a bit odd. I wouldn't be surprised if they get a
bit of a bloody nose at the European elections next month.
< No`> mrben: ID == Anal sex... That'd mean that if you get
very-very-very drunk, you'll get it?
<@tonytiger> But you'd feel bad in the morning.
<@tonytiger> Although
* tonytiger remembers not to buy No` too many beers @ LRL 09
<@mrben> No`: well - I was very very very drunk at LRL05 but didn't
have anal sex, so I'm thinking no
<@tonytiger> mrben: at least not as far as you remember.
<@mrben> I think my ass would've remembered
< No`> mrben: wow, it means these pain-killers were very good
* mrben considers investing in a chastity buttplug before LRL09
< nlindblad> Cillian: nite
< nlindblad> you don't _have_ to dream about me
< nlindblad> but it'd be nice
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< Cillian> O_O omg wtf !?!?!?!
< Cillian> Though I /did/ dream about Qt last night :/
18:19 * nlindblad is back
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18:30 < Xalior> was it something we said? :)
On the subject of FSF selling GNU software for thousands of dollars:
<@tonytiger> For that sort of money, I'd expect a handjob from rms thrown in.
< mattl> oh, man. someone topic that.
< oojah> Hoo-bloody-rah.
< oojah> DNS has been on the blink for ages and is now back.
< TMM> tonytiger: that's just wrong in every possible way
<@tonytiger> TMM: Yeah, he can't keep the rhythm
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< rms> tonytiger: hey.
* TMM cracks up
<@Dave2> mattl, woo. (If you're wondering why I noticed, it was from a discussion in another chan last night about selling Free software. Or something.)
< mattl> aha. good call :)
< chaddy> selling is a Freedom, too
< TMM> chaddy: yeah, but 'selling yourself'? :)
< chaddy> not one I'm a fan of
< mattl> why so?
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< chaddy> I just don't really believe in money enough, mattl
< oojah> mattl: Stop abusing rms' irc account.
10:22 < bigcalm> Who killed quotes.luradio.org ?
10:24 <@Aquarion> You need a g in there
10:24 < bigcalm> In here, was in my browser
10:25 <@Aquarion> ALthough it doesn't seem to be responding.
10:25 < bigcalm> Indeed
10:25 <@Aquarion> Spellcasting: En! Ee! You! Are! Oh! neuro!
10:26 <@neuro> my haproxy machine is fucked
10:26 <@neuro> reinstalling it just now
10:27 <@Aquarion> I wasn't actually expecting that wo work. Knightmare was obviously better than I thought.
<@Xalior> I don't like Java, I don't like Ruby, I don't like Objective C, I'm not overly fond of unreadable Bash, and
I'm starting to loath Javascript more and more. These are _just_ the languages I've had to patch this
morning.
<@Xalior> If anyone wants me, I've run away to find my long lost sanity.
< czajkowski> Xalior: you had it to begin with
< No`> Xalior: at least you didn't have tou patche baguette one snailze
<@Xalior> No`: I think I would prefer that, right about now -- it can't be worse than Bash that controls Ruby that
writes Java that loads into Eclipse to compile for the android to extend the JS language spec. No, really,
it can't.
<@Dave2> ow
< No`> ôO
< No`> unbelievable
< bigcalm> Fucked up
<@Xalior> Welcome to my world.
<@Xalior> I should mention that the Bash is triggered by Django.
<@Xalior> but mrben gets to write the Django :(
[10:56] <TMM> owww KDE4 has a REVOLUTION in game computer automation!
[10:56] <TMM> it's patience game can PLAY ITSELF! takes absolutely ALL the annoyance out of playing a cardgame!
[10:56] <TMM> yay! I just won
[10:57] <TMM> looks like I'm winning again
[10:57] <TMM> yay! I won again
[10:57] <TMM> this is so much better than all the clicking and dragging ;)
<SlimeyPete> blue9: tastes like soapy arse
<blue9> SlimeyPete: exactly.
* Xalior -> tea
<astopy> interesting that the mention of soapy arse prompted Xalior to go for tea
<Dave2> "tea"
<Dave2> milky "tea"
<blue9> Thick and Creamy milky "tea"
<blue9> ?
<SlimeyPete> with "chocolate sprinkles"
<Xalior> You ever seen what happens when 6 drunk geeks get given 4 x £15 skyrockets and 10 x £5 skyrockets?
<Xalior> They all drunkenly stagger into a field at 1h30 in the morning to make big noises.
<Xalior> And then all fall down in the mud on the way home. :)
<Xalior> I still have a muddy mate passed out on my sofa downstairs.
<JetlagJen> Inexperienced and nervous. He got in contact with the guys and asked for the spot, but then didn’t quite know how to cope actually doing it.
<Xalior> Well, if you’re told the event will hold about 60, you’re probably expecting to talk to about 1/4 of that.... He probably shat himself upon arrival.
<JetlagJen> Perhaps after a few more he’ll settle into it and be able to do it better.
<Treenaks> is this about sex?
* JetlagJen has done some public speaking, and it ain’t easy.
<Treenaks> oh public speaking :)
* JetlagJen has now knowledge of how inexperienced or otherwise **** **** is with regards to sex.
<JetlagJen> s/now/no
<JetlagJen> Oops
<jono> heya all
<Elleo> afternoon jono
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<Elleo> afternoon schwuk
<mrben_cgi> jono: hiya
<JetlagJen> Hi, schwuk
<schwuk> Lo Jen
<schwuk> lo all
<AberMatt> lo jono & schwuk
* schwuk wonders if he’s joined #the_waltons by mistake...