<jono> heya all
<Elleo> afternoon jono
* schwuk (~schwuk@81-6-218-63.gotadsl.co.uk) has joined #lugradio
<Elleo> afternoon schwuk
<mrben_cgi> jono: hiya
<JetlagJen> Hi, schwuk
<schwuk> Lo Jen
<schwuk> lo all
<AberMatt> lo jono & schwuk
* schwuk wonders if he’s joined #the_waltons by mistake...
<nlindblad> man
<nlindblad> QDB isn't nice to me
<Essk_> nlindblad: qdb is nice to noone
<nlindblad> how come I'm quoted *alot*
<davee> nlindblad: You say a lot of quoteable stuff ;-)
<nlindblad> you mean like a wise guru?
<the_angry_angel> i think thats worthy of qdb as well =/
<ed_> my 8cm debian netinstall is my most valued posession
<neuro|laptop> do you live in a cardboard box somewhere? :)
<neuro|laptop> my most valued possession is my house
<GeeAyeJoe> hahahahaha
<neuro|laptop> followed by my phone line with ADSL on it, then my latitude
<neuro|laptop> then my car, main file server, then extraneous shite
<ed_> no its just something that i really really like
<neuro|laptop> cool
<neuro|laptop> wasn’t taking the piss, just thought it was an interesting set of priorities :)
<ed_> its sad that others dont feel the same way about their install cds
<neuro|laptop> hey, #installcdfetishists is that way ------>
* Cillian is reading bash.org
<sward> I'm so glad my sibling never masturbated in my room
* nlindblad is tired
<sward> (I hope)
<nlindblad> why not just wank in the shower?
<techrush> i cant wank standing up
<techrush> i gotta be sitting/laying
<techrush> ok too much info
<nlindblad> yeah
<nlindblad> masturbation is a great hobby
<Cillian> (18:59:28) Niklas Lindblad: I love myself
<Cillian> (18:59:46) Cillian: ookay
<Cillian> (18:59:49) Cillian: with your hand?
<Cillian> (18:59:50) Cillian: :-P
<Cillian> (18:59:58) Niklas Lindblad: sometimes
<Cillian> (19:00:02) Cillian: ...
<Cillian> (19:00:02) Cillian: TMI!
<nlindblad> Cillian: you can't QDB irt
<nlindblad> *it
<nlindblad> wasn't said in here
<nlindblad> not IRC
<nlindblad> Jabber
* dylunio <3 the bugal call when k3b finnishes burning.
<nlindblad> yeah
<nlindblad> lovely
<TMM> nlindblad: I WAS said here now
<nlindblad> k3b is neat
<GeeAyeJoe> it's a nice frontend
<nlindblad> TMM: bah
<Bryn_S> he complained to me that he couldn’t figure out why the netvault system thought the system’s IP was 127.0.0.1 with a hostname of localhost.localdomain
<Blue9> LOL
<Bryn_S> and that he couldn’t think how to fix it
<Bryn_S> and this is the guy who beat me to the post of sysadmin
<Bryn_S> I nearly broke down in tears
< h|barbobot> GeeAyeJoe: you ignorant vulnerable twat
< h|barbobot> we never landed on the moon
< h|barbobot> :P
< GeeAyeJoe> :D
< kNo‘> h|barbobot: we did. I saw a documentary on this. Title was: "2001: A Space Odyssey", by some S. Kubrick
< h|barbobot> HAL!
< GeeAyeJoe> IBM!
< kNo‘> JCN!
< GeeAyeJoe> VMS!
< h|barbobot> 3 LETTER ACRONYMN!
< kNo‘> IHA... (I Hate Acronyms)
< GeeAyeJoe> WNT
< mrben> KMA
< GeeAyeJoe> SSS
< JetlagJen> OMG! TLA! WTF? AOL! IRA! BBC!
< GeeAyeJoe> hahaha
< s_ward> RMS? ESR?
< h|barbobot> ESR!
< kNo‘> lol!
< JetlagJen> LRL!
< s_ward> REM
< h|barbobot> FOO!
* s_ward comments everything out
< h|barbobot> CEO!
< JetlagJen> ELO!
< h|barbobot> IPA!
< s_ward> PHB!
< h|barbobot> GPL!
< s_ward> PFY!
< h|barbobot> BSD!
< GeeAyeJoe> TPB!
< h|barbobot> JHC!
< h|barbobot> PBJ!
< s_ward> DJB!
< JetlagJen> BFG!
< h|barbobot> ZOG!
< JetlagJen> ZAR!
< JetlagJen> UKP!
< s_ward> DRM!
< JetlagJen> USD!
< kNo‘> LUG
< JetlagJen> JJB!
< JetlagJen> USB!
< kNo‘> W3C
< JetlagJen> GMT!
< JetlagJen> BST!
< GeeAyeJoe> WOO!
< JetlagJen> EST!
< kNo‘> MC² (that’s "E")
< s_ward> OMG PPL CAN YOU LOT PLZ STP NOW ITS BAD
< kNo‘> s_ward: !!!
< GeeAyeJoe> OK!!
< h|barbobot> OMG NOE WAYS MAN THS ISS IS TEH FUN!
< h|barbobot> Not as far as I know - I haven’t come across reloading tables in any of the documentation I’ve covered so far. How do I go about doing that?
< h|barbobot> damn it
< JetlagJen> WTF?
< h|barbobot> stupid middle click
< s_ward> hehe
< JetlagJen> SMC?
* Cillian attempts to wedge the battery compartment off a torch to get batteries for an alarm clock
< Cillian> OMG, OMFG
< Cillian> I just got sick of trying to open this battery compartment
< Cillian> I chucked it at the wall
< Cillian> Picked it up, battery compartment open, rest unharmed :D:D
< Cillian> FUCK!!!! Wrong type of batteries >.<
< nlindblad> Cillian: nite
< nlindblad> you don't _have_ to dream about me
< nlindblad> but it'd be nice
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< Cillian> O_O omg wtf !?!?!?!
< Cillian> Though I /did/ dream about Qt last night :/
* sward slaps nlindblad around a bit with a sweaty sock
<sward> That
<neuro_> ew
<Essk> lol
* sward greps logs
<nlindblad> :
<nlindblad> bah
<nlindblad> sward: why?
<sward> You must be easily slappable
<nlindblad> okey
<nlindblad> but I'm not that quoted any more
<nlindblad> \o/
< andyd> if there are LR tshirts then there should be a link to them on the LR.org front page !
< Xalior> andyd: Fucking Genius idea.
< Xalior> jono: can you make ginger make it so?
< andyd> ./configure && make ginger && make it so
< jono> Xalior, will look into it, I am lunching with the ging in 15 mins
< fuzzix> Sodomised by Buffy... I had a nightmare about that once
< mrben> fuzzix: I'm not sure that counts as a nightmare....
< fuzzix> mrben: You didn't see what she was holding.
< fuzzix> She wanted to drive a stake through... something... *cough*
< mrben> fuzzix: ....your 'hellmouth'?
< fuzzix> That's the one :)
<Xalior> she would come home from shopping, in GG, and say stuff like, "I'm sure the butcher undercuts my meat because I'm not Jewish!"
<winteruk> Xalior, did the said butcher do circumsitions?
<winteruk> I can image it now..."well the circumsition went wrong, on the brightside...at lets he had a free sex change op"
<Xalior> "the circumsition went wrong, but on the brightside this weeks special offer sausages and meatballs...."
nlindblad then I wrote down what I filled my time with
nlindblad and I was amazed by the amount of time wasted daily
nlindblad like "sat for two hours doing nothing but IRC"
nlindblad on a tuesday
nlindblad come on...
* astopy finds it ironic that you're sitting talking about this on IRC :)
<toadflax> I was wondering. Would it be useful if transcripts of this channel were posted on a web site somewhere. Maybe encourage others to join in?
<Xalior> No.
<Xalior> Not at all.
<Xalior> Not even a little bit.
<toadflax> Xalior: Can be more specific?
<toadflax> Xalior: :)
<Xalior> toadflax: This is like "pub banter", how would you feel if everything you ever said in a pub was logged and put online for those who "weren't there" to see?
<Xalior> How else are we supposed to badmouth the annoying IRCers just after they leave?
<toadflax> Heh.
<JetlagJen> toadflax: it's one thing to have bits quoted online to be easily found by anyone, quite another to have the whole lot out there ready to be read by anyone who happens to be passing.
<toadflax> OK. Point taken.
<Xalior> I, for one, don't really like the idea of, say, Google knowing everything I've ever said in IRC.
<Phated> Hear hear.
<JetlagJen> Indeed.
<Phated> I really wouldn't like Google (and whoever sued them next) knowing what I said.
<JetlagJen> toadflax: if you have any more ideas to get more of the LUGRadio crowd in here, then feel free to put them forward :-)
<toadflax> Well, avoiding Google is futile. However, I hear your concerns and will comply accordingly :)
<Phated> As though google knowing I did 'bisexual porn' wasn't bad enough. :P
<Xalior> and suddenly everyone googles ;)
<Phated> Xalior: Heheh.
<Phated> DID A SEARCH FOR! DID A SEARCH FOR!
< Phated> Jeez, people. :P
<Treenaks> Xalior: you post it to qdb? :)
<Phated> AAAA NO
<Phated> ... oh, no, PLEASE DO. A raunchy rep is what I need.
<Treenaks> Phated: uh, before LRL06 you mean? :)
<MatGates> So you like my lighthouse?
<tchmnky> Lighthouse?
<MatGates> Freud would have a lot to say about it, no doubt.
<MatGates> http://openclipart.org/clipart//unsorted/lighthouse_matthew_gates_01.svg
<tchmnky> Freud would have a lot to say about anything.
<tchmnky> <Freud> OMG IT’S A COCK
! allix looks for the gnome Startup Programs plain text file
< allix> as it gnome won;t start
< allix> hmm
< allix> adding compiz --replace --fast-filter , caused it to happen
<@aquarius> look at /var/log/eyecandy/pointless to see if there are any error messages
< allix> ok
< allix> lol
< allix> i fell for it
<neuro_> THE GREAT LORD MORRIS OF PHILIP DEMANDS ANOTHER RITUAL SACRIFICE BY FIRE!
* beu has quit (Read error: 101 (Network is unreachable))
* beu_ is now known as beu
<h|barbobot> FIRE!
<neuro_> LET THE FLAMES BURN THE SACRAMENTAL PAPERS SURROUNDING THE HOLY BACCO OF TO!
<GingerDog> DEATH!
<neuro_> AND LET THE FUMES FROM THE FLAMES ENRICH ALL OUR LIVES WITH LAUGHTER, DRINKING AND CARCINOGENS!
<neuro_> (wait, that last bit is good? ... oh well!)
<neuro_> ENRICHMENT!
<neuro_> FIRE!
<neuro_> FUMES!
<h|barbobot> YOUR BLOOD WILL BE SPILLED OUTSIDE OF THE LOCAL RESTURAUNT WHERE THEY SERVE EGGS AND WAFFLES BUT REFUSE TO GIVE YOU MORE THAN A 1 LARGE NAPKIN!
<Aquarion> TOAST!
<neuro_> NAPKINS!
<neuro_> DOES THE NAPKIN FLOAT?
<h|barbobot> ONLY IF ITS A DUCK!
<h|barbobot> THEREFORE...
<neuro_> IT'S A HANKERCHIEF!
<neuro_> BURN IT!
<h|barbobot> BURN IT!
<ChairmanMiaow> BURN IT!
<GingerDog> CAPS LOCK ROCKS!
<neuro_> EVERYONE LOVES CAPS LOCK!
<h|barbobot> WHATS CAPS LOCK?
<neuro_> YOU CAN E-MAIL WITH IT!
<neuro_> YOU CAN PROTEST WITH IT!
<neuro_> YOU CAN MAKE POSTERS WITH IT!
<neuro_> YOU CAN ... E-MAIL WITH IT!
<h|barbobot> !PROTEST!
<h|barbobot> !E-MAIL!
<neuro_> THE FIRST RULE OF CAPS LOCK IS, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT CAPS LOCK
<Aquarion> CAPSLOCK, IT'S LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
<neuro_> THE SECOND RULE OF CAPS LOCK IS, _YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT CAPS LOCK_
<h|barbobot> !THAT RULE IS SELF DEFEATING!
<neuro_> THIRD RULE, NO LOWER CASE, NO SHIFTED NUMBERS
<mrben> I THOUGHT THE FIRST RULE ABOUT CAPSLOCK WAS don't fscking use it
<neuro_> FOURTH RULE, SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO STOP, YOU DON'T
<Aquarion> You're confusing capslock with l33t.
<ChairmanMiaow> I PREFER THE SHIFT KEY
<h|barbobot> APPARENTLY YOU WERE WRONG!
chaddy ChairmanMiaow ChanServ
<neuro_> ChairmanMiaow: HEATHEN!
<h|barbobot> BURN HER!
<ChairmanMiaow> THAT'S NOT MY REAL NOSE!
<h|barbobot> IS IT A FALSE ONE?
<ChairmanMiaow> YES!!
<h|barbobot> DO PEBBLES FLOAT?
<neuro_> FIFTH RULE: HEATHENS WILL BE BURNED! AT THE STAKE! SHAPED LIKE A EXCLAMATION POINT, WHICH IS SHIFT + 1, NOT 1 PRESSED AFTER CAPS LOCK!
<neuro_> SIXTH RULE: NO PUNCTUATION, NO SYMBOLS!
<h|barbobot> !SHIFT PLUS ONE !
<Aquarion> DOESN'T THAT INCLUDE COMMAS?
<h|barbobot> UTF BE DAMNED
<ChairmanMiaow> HOW ABOUT APOSTROPHES
<ChairmanMiaow> AND QUESTION MARKS
<h|barbobot> THERE IS NONE
<neuro_> SEVENTH RULE: COMMAS AND COLONS ARE EXEMPT FROM RULE SIX, AS ARE APOSTROPHES, QUESTION MARKS AND EXCLAMATION MARKS!
<h|barbobot> THEY DO NOT EXIST
<neuro_> FINAL RULE: IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST NIGHT USING CAPS LOCK, YOU HAVE TO TYPE
<Aquarion> SO WHEN YOU SAY NO PUNCTUATION, YOU MEAN NO FULL STOPS?
<ChairmanMiaow> WHEN CLUTCHED BETWEEN THE DORSEL FEATHERS?
<neuro_> NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT
<neuro_> KAT ISN'T
<neuro_> BURN HER!
* DanielT has quit ("Leaving")
* Aquarion is now known as AQUARION
<ChairmanMiaow> I GET IT, I'M JUST NOT RUNNING WITH IT :-)
<neuro_> ANOTHER HEATHEN IN OUR MIDST - HE LEFT BEFORE WE COULD BURN HIM
* h|barbobot is now known as H|BARBOBOT
* You are now known as NEURO_
* ChairmanMiaow is now known as CHAIRMANMIAOW
<AQUARION> HE WILL RETURN, AND WE CAN BURN HIM LATER
<Dave2> I DON'T USE CAPS LOCK EVER
<NEURO_> HAH
<NEURO_> YAY
* H|BARBOBOT IS A POSER OF AQUARION
<H|BARBOBOT> I CAN ACTUALLY READ IRC WITHOUT SQUINTING
<H|BARBOBOT> I SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN
<NEURO_> \O/
* Xalior has a little moan about channelspamming by nickchanges.
<CHAIRMANMIAOW> I JUST HAVE A BIG FONT
<Xalior> :)
<H|BARBOBOT> <3
<NEURO_> THIS IS NOT JUST CHANNEL SPAM, THIS IS CAPS LOCK CHANNEL SPAM
<CHAIRMANMIAOW> WHICH IS SPECIAL
<NEURO_> YES
* CHAIRMANMIAOW GIVES IN AND APPLIES CAPS LOCK
<NEURO_> YAY
<AQUARION> PROBABLY 'SPECIAL'
<NEURO_> 'SPESHUL'
<AQUARION> (THOSE WEREN'T SPEECHMARKS, THOSE WERE APOSTROPHES)
<Essk> WTF?
<H|BARBOBOT> HMMMM
<CHAIRMANMIAOW> HOWEVER ITS SOMEWHAT DIFFICULT TO CODE WITH CAPS LOCK ON
<AQUARION> ...AND NOW I'VE GOT TO RETYPE THAT CODE BECAUSE.... YES, THAT.
<NEURO_> THAT'S NO MOON, THAT'S A SPACE STATION
<Xalior> It's somewhat difficult to code while IRCing, sod capslock ;)
<NEURO_> CODE IN CAPS LOCK, YOU FUCKING HEATHEN
<H|BARBOBOT> WHAT A TWIST!
<NEURO_> BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING
<Dave2> I USE SHIFT
<cortana> COBOL?
<NEURO_> DESPITE THE FACT THE SPACE STATION WAS INTRODUCED IN AN EARLIER SCENE
<Dave2> CAPS LOCK SUCKS
<AQUARION> LUCAS IN "POOR CONTINUTITY" SHOCKER.
<NEURO_> MAIN SECTION.
<Xalior> You're all fucking crazy, not that I just worked this out, but I thought I should mention it again.
<NEURO_> LOOK
<NEURO_> A HEATHEN
<NEURO_> BURN HIM!
<CHAIRMANMIAOW> BURN HIM!
<GingerDog> NeXt ThInG wE kNoW nEuRo WiLl Be TeLlInG uS tO cAmEl CaSe :-(
<NEURO_> YAY FOR THE BURNING
<NEURO_> FUCK CAMELCASE
* mrben would go on a /kick spree if it wasn't for the fact that NEURO_ is the admin for the channel :(
<NEURO_> IT IS NOT THE TRUE CAPS LOCK WAY
<AQUARION> YOU REALISE THAT IF WE BURN XALIOR, WE'RE PROBABLY ALL GOING TO BE HIGH FOR A MONTH?
<NEURO_> EXCELLENT
<mrben> AQUARION: ROFL
<NEURO_> DOUBLE WHAMMY
<GingerDog> BURN HIM; HE'S A WITCH!
* CHAIRMANMIAOW TRIES NOT TO LAUGH TOO LOUD
<NEURO_> HEATHEN BURNING PLUS ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE ABUSE
<Dave2> I LIKE LOGGING INTO A TERMINAL WITH CAPITAL LETTERS
<Xalior> Aquarion++
<Dave2> IT'S FUN HAVING AN ALL-CAPS DISPLAY, WITH A CASE-SENSITIVE SYSTEM
<Dave2> TRY IT SOME TIME
<NEURO_> I LIKE LOGGING, I LIKE LOGGING, I LIKE LOGGING BECAUSE I LIKE TO LOG
<CHAIRMANMIAOW> RIGHT.
* CHAIRMANMIAOW BOWS OUT
<AQUARION> MY COWORKERS WISH TO KNOW WHY I'M GRINNING AT MY MONITORS
<NEURO_> COW ORKERS?
<mrben> COW IRKERS
* CHAIRMANMIAOW is now known as ChairmanMiaow
<H|BARBOBOT> ARE THEY COWS THAT ARE IRKED?
<mrben> wtf am I doing
* mrben hates capslock
<Xalior> Aquarion: tell them it's IRC, and follow up with, "Yes, I'm IRCing from work, what you doing to do, fire me?!"
<NEURO_> MRBEN: JOIN US
<mrben> no
<NEURO_> CAPS LOCK IS THE ONE TRUE WAY
<NEURO_> ONE OF US, ONE OF US
<mrben> no it's not
<NEURO_> YES IT IS
<GingerDog> Neuro: the great pilgramage from CAPSLOCK to Normal has begun!
<H|BARBOBOT> BLESSINGS OF THE STATE
<NEURO_> NOOOOOOOOO
<AQUARION> XALIOR: THE EFFORT IT'S TAKING NOT TO APPLY "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, FIRE ME" TO MY DAY TO DAY LIFE IS QUITE HIGH.
<NEURO_> THE HEATHENS SHALL BE PURGED
<NEURO_> ALL YOUR CAPS ARE BELONG TO US
<AQUARION> PURGED!
<NEURO_> PURGEMENT!
<GingerDog> aaaaaaa
<NEURO_> PURGINGZ0R!
<GingerDog> so i can only type in lower case....
<H|BARBOBOT> WHAT THE HELL WAS I WORKING ON BEFORE I WAS DISTRACTED BY THE CAPS LOVE
<GingerDog> clearly, not the desired effect
<NEURO_> H|BARBOBOT: YOU WERE CLEARLY WANTING TO TYPE IN CAPS
<H|BARBOBOT> CLEARLY
* H|BARBOBOT GIVES IN
<NEURO_> GingerDog: PRESS YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON
<NEURO_> IT IS THE ONLY WAY
<NEURO_> SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS
<NEURO_> YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
<Dave2> NO
<Dave2> CAPS LOCK IS WRONG
<Dave2> SHIFT IS RIGHT
<NEURO_> THE EMPEROR HAS FORESEEN THIS
<GingerDog> but father; it cannot be.
<H|BARBOBOT> HELLO MUDDA
<NEURO_> PRESS YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON, AND WE CAN RULE THE GALAXY AS CAPITAL AND ... ER, MORE CAPITALS
<H|BARBOBOT> HELLO FADDA
<Xalior> Aquarion: How long left?
<AQUARION> XALIOR: JUST UNDER TWO MONTHS.
<mrben> H|BARBOBOT: is that father or fatter?
<NEURO_> TWO CAPS FILLED MONTHS
<H|BARBOBOT> FATHER!
<NEURO_> SON!
<H|BARBOBOT> WHOOHOO I REMEBERED WHAT I WAS DOING!
<Xalior> neuro_: no.
<H|BARBOBOT> NFSNESS
<H|BARBOBOT> OKAY THIS IS MAKING ME SICK
* H|BARBOBOT is now known as h|barbobot
<Dave2> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<NEURO_> YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK, OLD MAN
<h|barbobot> im segregating myself from the union, your ways have become corrupt
<h|barbobot> you no longer can control the power you once had
<AQUARION> YOU WILL BE DARNED TO ALL HECK.
<NEURO_> THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE, NOW I AM THE MASTER
<Bryn_Work> only the master of caps lock NEURO_
<AQUARION> NO! NOT THE AXE!
* AQUARION is now known as aquarion
<aquarion> great.
<aquarion> now i have been decapitated.
* Xalior hands Aquarion his A back, he looks naked now.
<NEURO_> YOU SHALL ALL BURN IN THE PURGE OF LOWER CASE
<NEURO_> THE MIGHTY FIRE SHALL CONSUME YOU ALL
* aquarion is now known as aquArion
<Bryn_Work> if you strike me down now, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
<Xalior> fuck, sorry, that was the only one I had.
<NEURO_> THE POWER OF THE LOWER CASE IS INSIGNIFICANT, NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE CAPS
<NEURO_> XALIOR: HERE, HAVE ANOTHER: 'A'
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<h|barbobot> the fun thing about playing with edgy
<NEURO_> AND SOME SPARES: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
<aquArion> i find your lack of lower case disturbing.
<h|barbobot> is that theres a new upgrade everyday
* You are now known as neuro_
* aquArion is now known as Aquarion
