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#151 Up↑ /14 Down↓ [Report] 2006-03-02 13:42 GMT
<GingerDog> anyone know of a good way of tracking a memory leak in .php scripts?
<Treenaks> GingerDog: switch to perl :P
<yonkeltron> GingerDog: ignore Treenaks. switch to python
<Treenaks> yonkeltron: ANY language but php, basically
<Treenaks> (BASICally? :)
<yonkeltron> Treenaks: hahah!
<yonkeltron> Treenaks: just smalltalk between friends eh?
<yonkeltron> Treenaks: i met this cute girl named ada
<Treenaks> yonkeltron: she brainfucked you?
<yonkeltron> Treenaks: dunno what her last name was but it started with a c
<yonkeltron> Treenaks: it was rather sharp...
<yonkeltron> Treenaks: so i bought her a cup of java
<Treenaks> yonkeltron: ah.. and then you let her meet your python
<yonkeltron> Treenaks: well no, she didn't like my lisp
<yonkeltron> Treenaks: i wasn't ABLE to cut it
<Treenaks> yonkeltron: you should've given her a Ruby, or a Perl
<yonkeltron> i offered to take her out for curry
<Treenaks> yonkeltron: now she's seeing one 'Pascal'?
<yonkeltron> Treenaks: nah. she rode off on her caml
<yonkeltron> to some town called delphi
<yonkeltron> with some duy named dylan